Monday, December 14, 2009

The future for Kakums

We can guess what will happen with Kakums from the whole Boxxy legacy.

She enjoyed her time in the limelight, but now that her fame has caused her stress and other bullshit, she will leave it for good.

She will be infamous in our hearts. One of the best looking chicks out there with great personality all gone to waste.

If you ever see her in the streets wish her good luck with the rest of her life. And thank her for the show she put on while she was on Youtube.

Good luck with your post-youtube life Kakums.

Was Jarred Starr to blame?

Jarred Starr, in my opinion, was not the bad guy here. It may seem as if he put too much pressure on Kakums, but that is not reality.

The truth is that Kakums entered a deal with him to make youtube videos by accepting his free $150 camera. She should not just have destroyed that business deal completely. She had an obligation to continue being a youtube star, and she broke that obligation.

Jarred Starr is a stand up guy. I've messaged him and I know his mentallity. He wanted the best for Kakums and himself. Kakums is responsible for her demise, not him. He is currently working with other rising youtube stars. He might manage Olivia in the future, but who knows.

The Demise of Kakums

The story from here on is a bit unknown. But here is what happened to the best of my knowledge. Starr, being a businessman, was pushing Kakums to make newer and better videos. Kakums, being a girl who didn't give a damn, rebelled against him. She is the type of girl who doesn't take shit from no one, even a shrewd business man like Jarred Starr. She probably wasn't upset about making new videos. She was upset at the fact that someone was controlling her in the background, pressuring her to become the star she probably never wanted to become.

Out of anger and frustration, Kakums deleted all of her videos on the Kakums channel. She was going to delete the videos off the new Kakumz channel as well, but Starr, having the passworld as well, somehow managed to preserve those videos.

She was seconds away from being deleted from the Youtube world and going back to normal life. Maybe thats what she trully wanted in the end.

But, fortunately, Jarred Starr was able to take control of the new Kakumz channel and preserve all of her videos. She will live on in the Youtube Universe for the rest of time now thanks to Starr.

A New Hope

Jarred Starr knew that Kakums had star potential. He would be the brains behind the operation, and she would provide the show.

I exchange for Starr giving her a new camera for free, he would take a share of the youtube partnership profits if they ever became partners. Things seemed to be going according to plan.

The new channel would be called Kakumz, instead of the old Kakums. Overnight it became the #57 most subscribed" channel on youtube. It seemed that Kakumz would be the hit that Starr hoped it would.

But things didn't go too well after that...

Along comes Jarred Starr

Kakums had amounted over 5,000 subscribers and almost developed a cult following like the girl Boxxy, but obviously not to that extent. Her fans wanted more videos, but she just didn't give a fuck anymore. She was tired of Youtube and probably was dealing with lots of shit in her own life as well, so its understandable that she kept a low key profile. And, as we all know, her camera was stolen so she had even less of an incentive to make videos.

Others think that the reason kakums stopped making videos was her failed attempt at Youtube partnership. She wanted to buy a new camera with partnership money, but since she had copyright strikes against her account she could not. This might have been the straw that broke the camels back. Kakums would be gone forever from Youtube.

Then everything changed when Jarred Starr, the president and founder of The Novelty Company came along. This man specialized in taking young Youtube stars and making them into money making youtube stars. And he was pretty darn good at it.

How I discovered the Youtube Talent Kakums

So here is how I first discovered the talent that is Kakums:

Back when I first started using youtube I used it mainly for watching music videos. I didn't know there was such a thing as vlogging at the time or that people uploaded videos of themselves for everyone else to see.

One day I was looking for the badass video of "A Favor House Atlantic" by coheed and cambria, and I stumbled upon one of her covers. I then looked at her other videos and was instantly hooked to her style of "I don't give a shit" theatrics and her stoner mentallity.

By the time I discovered her she had almost stopped making videos completely though. I guess everyone goes through a phase where they start posting youtube videos all the time because they want to feel as if they matter in the world. She was no different. But then she probably got bored and realized how senseless and time consuming it was to make youtube videos and not even get paid to do it. So she left the youtube scene for a couple of months.